Went to Office Depot to buy a monitor that's on sale, and the super rude old lady behind the counter told me they're out of stock, so I politely asked if the other stores had it, and she rudely checked and rudely told me no. Whatever, old cashier lady at Office Depot. Thanks for paying my disability. *three snaps in a Z formation*


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I was in the hospital bed getting my Remicade infusion and Jamie goes, "You just lie there and think about what you've done while that lethal injection takes effect."


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My Remicade is scheduled for 1/6 at 10:30 because the bitch at the doctor's office lectured me that I can't get it "whenever I want" (drama~), I have to stay on the dosage schedule. WELL 1/6 IS THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES. KNOB GOBBLERS.

2010 YOU ARE KIND OF SUCKING SO FAR, PICK UP THE PACE.

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TORCHWOOD SEASON TWO FINALE. I thought I wouldn't care but I was WRONG.

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Jamie: Are you even doing anything for your final?
Me: Nope.
Jamie: You just gonna walk in there? Big nuts a-swingin?

Haha, oh Jamie. Always with my nuts.

I made a B in Corrections. :/ I missed 8 classes and attendance is graded. CURSE YOU, WARM SUNNY AFTERNOON NAPS! WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN! AND THE BREEZE BLOWING! My attendance was decidedly better for Security (Lt. Bergstrom tells excellent cop stories), but I never studied so I expect to make my first ever college C in it. Which means my GPA will ( Read more... )

(Song on the radio: "Don't give me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself~")
asseenontv: And then I slapped her. And raped her.

asseenontv: I didn't know there was a jackass convention on the internet.
zombiecop: The internet is a jackass convention.


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Lt. Bergstrom did a slide show at the end of Public and Private Security on Wednesday! Since it was the last class before spring break, he wanted to remind us all to be safe and not drink and drive...BY SHOWING US PHOTOS OF FATAL DUI CRASHES, AS WELL AS AN AUTOPSY OF ONE OF THE DRIVERS. Cranium dissection and all. Isn't he an absolute sweetheart, ( Read more... )

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I am an OFFICER. Just...not of the law. Tonight I joined the criminology honor society Alpha Phi Sigma. We voted on officers and I'm the web designer. Hardcore nerd alert: coding for an honor society.

Oh wait, what kind of entry would this be if I didn't annoy everyone by fucking fangirling over Supernatural. ( Spoilers up to 3x02 )